Season 1 quotes

Out Of Mind, Out Of Sight

Principal Snyder: "There are no dead students here...this week."

Buffy: "And monsters don't usually send messages. It's pretty much crush, kill, destroy. This was different.
Giles: "I'd have to say you're right."
Buffy: "I love it when he says that!"

Giles: "I've never actually heard of anyone attacked by a lone baseball bat
before."
Xander: "Maybe it's a vampire bat."
Giles and Buffy: "..."
Xander: "I'm alone with that one, huh?"

Giles: "Xander, if you're not doing anything, would you like to help me?"
Xander: "What, so there's homework now? When did that happen?"
Buffy: "It's all part of the glamorous world of vampire slayage."
Xander: "Well, what part do you have?"
Buffy: "I'm gonna' find out what I can about Mitch. This attack wasn't random."
Xander: "Well, I want that part!"
Buffy: "Fine. You can do it. Ask around, talk to her friends. Talk to Cordelia!"
Xander: "Talk to Cordelia? So, research, huh?"

Xander: "Well, yeah, I would give anything to be able to turn invisible. Well, I wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, but I'd use my powers to protect the
girls' locker room."

Willow: "How'd she git it? Is she a witch? 'Cause we can fight a witch."
Xander: "Hmm, Greek myths speak of cloaks and invisibility, but they're usually for the gods."
Buffy, Willow, and Giles: "..."
Xander: "Research Boy comes through with the knowledge!"

Giles: "How exactly do you propose to hunt someone you can't see? You may have to work on listening to people."
Buffy: "Very funny."
Giles: "I thought so."

Giles: "A vampire in love with a slayer. It's rather poetic...in a maudlin sort of way."

Giles: "There's an invisible girl terrorizing the school."
Angel: "That's not really my area of expertise."
Giles: "Nor mine, I'm afraid. It's fascinating, though. By all accounts, it's a
wonderful power to possess."
Angel: "Oh, I don't know. Looking in the mirror every day and seeing nothing
there...it's an overrated pleasure."

Willow: "Oh, my God. 'Have a nice summer.' 'Have a nice summer.' This girl had no friends at all.
Giles: "Uh, once again, I teeter at the precipice of the generation gap.
Buffy: "'Have a nice summer' is what you write when you have nothing to say."
Xander: "It's the kiss of death."
Buffy: "You guys didn't know Marcie Ross?"
Xander: "Never met her. Why?"
Buffy: "'Cause you both wrote it too."
Xander: "'Have a nice--' Yeesh."
Willow: "Where am I? Oh. 'Have a great summer.' See? I cared.

Giles: "Of course! I've been investigating the mystical causes of invisibility,
when I should have looked at the quantum mechanical."
Buffy, Xander, and Willow: "..."
Giles: "Physics."
Buffy: "I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'"

Cordelia: "Buffy, I, uh, I know we've had our differences, with you being so
weird and all, and hanging out with these total losers."

Giles: "You know, I...I don't recall ever seeing you here before."
Cordelia: "Oh, no. I have a life."

Angel: "I'll get it. It's not like I need the oxygen."

Cordelia: "Look, um, I didn't get a chance to say anything yesterday, with the coronation and everything, but, um, I guess I just want to say thank you. All of you."
Xander: "That's funny, 'cause she looks like Cordelia."